CHAPTER 2
"Hey sis" Oh no! Here comes my annoying sister. Sewa walks into my room, wearing one of my T-shirts and a black bum shorts. She looked so beautiful even without makeup, her long legs were in full view all thanks to the bum shorts. I felt a quick pang of envy. Why wasn't I this tall and fine? Damn. "Romoke I need something to wear I'm going on a date with this guy on IG. I mean he just slid into my dm like 2weeks ago and we've been talking every other day. So he wants to meet and chill, that sort of thing. We're just gonna have dinner that's all" I stared at her. "WHAT?!!!!!!!" I exclaimed. "Since when did you start going on dates?" I asked her, with my mouth agape. "Oh come on big sister, I'm 17 remember? Almost 18? In a couple of months? Oh don't be so rigid you're acting like Mom. Besides Mom isn't around to shout and stop me from going. As you well know, Dad and Mom travelled this morning so why can't I have some fun in their absence?" "You must be sick or something! Look at this tiny rat o! Is it because they are deceiving you because of your stature? I pity you, better use your head. I won't allow you go on a stupid date with some idiot guy you haven't even met" I glared at her. "Oh my God Romoke I'm resuming into UNILAG by October so I'm a big girl and not a rat. Loosen up a little now haba have some fun. That's why you don't have a boyfriend I'm sure. Besides if you see this guy ehn even you will trip for him." This girl is so rude, imagine her yabbing my single status. Hmm. Issokay.
She came to join me on my bed, then I noticed she was holding an Iphone6s Plus. "Sewa whose phone is that?" She smiled, showing her gap teeth (another feature I don't have) "Oh one of my admirers got it for me last week. I've been hiding it because I know Mom would freak out if she hears about it. Sister I'm a big girl now I can't be using that stupid Infinix anymore abeg" I stood up with my arms akimbo and stared at her in wonder. Lord! What has this girl turned into? Before I got my own Iphone5s I know the series of lies I had to tell my Dad about needing some books and needing money for rehearsal kits and so on, then I sold my old phone and added the money to get the Iphone. Yet my 17year old sister got a 6s Plus from some dude? Mehn this girl is something else. "Sewa you have to be very careful. Who is this guy that just bought you an Iphone just like that? You this girl!!!!!!!! So wait o, tell me, have you lost your virginity already?" I asked, fear creeping into my voice. Sewa looked at me like I was the most stupid person on earth. She laughed. "Virginity? Really? You're kidding yeah? Did you seriously think I was a virgin? My God! Big sister, you're so ancient. You're like Mom I swear, you're unbelievable. Of course I'm not a virgin. I gave it to a boy in my class on prom night. Shola is his name. I went to a mixed boarding school, remember? That's why I keep telling you I'm not a baby like you guys in this house think. See, this guy that bought me this Iphone ehn, he's a Yahoo boy but omg he's so black and ugly! I literally had to close my eyes and imagine its someone else when we were in bed. I tell you he's that bad. I stopped picking his calls soon as he got me the phone abeg I don't have time" OMG. Please where can I faint? I was shocked, stupefied, dumbfounded, what other word is there to express my surprise? My kid sister already having sex? My Mom would just die if she hears this. She'll call her pastor to do deliverance for this girl. I was short of words. I just stood there looking at her with my mouth and eyes wide open. "I can't believe this" I finally said. "Oh come off it, sister its no big deal. We're both matured so let's act like it. Okay so I was gonna show you the picture of the guy I'm going out with tonight" She opened her IG page and searched for the guy, then she gave it to me. I looked at the guy's page. He had 6k followers, and wait!!! He's extremely cute. Dark, skinny, tall omg the guy is hot no doubt. Chill, you know all these Instagram boys that girls always drop 'awwww why so fine' comments on their pictures? That's the kind of guy my sister was going to see tonight. Wow its official. My sister is a hoe!!!!!
"Hey sis" Oh no! Here comes my annoying sister. Sewa walks into my room, wearing one of my T-shirts and a black bum shorts. She looked so beautiful even without makeup, her long legs were in full view all thanks to the bum shorts. I felt a quick pang of envy. Why wasn't I this tall and fine? Damn. "Romoke I need something to wear I'm going on a date with this guy on IG. I mean he just slid into my dm like 2weeks ago and we've been talking every other day. So he wants to meet and chill, that sort of thing. We're just gonna have dinner that's all" I stared at her. "WHAT?!!!!!!!" I exclaimed. "Since when did you start going on dates?" I asked her, with my mouth agape. "Oh come on big sister, I'm 17 remember? Almost 18? In a couple of months? Oh don't be so rigid you're acting like Mom. Besides Mom isn't around to shout and stop me from going. As you well know, Dad and Mom travelled this morning so why can't I have some fun in their absence?" "You must be sick or something! Look at this tiny rat o! Is it because they are deceiving you because of your stature? I pity you, better use your head. I won't allow you go on a stupid date with some idiot guy you haven't even met" I glared at her. "Oh my God Romoke I'm resuming into UNILAG by October so I'm a big girl and not a rat. Loosen up a little now haba have some fun. That's why you don't have a boyfriend I'm sure. Besides if you see this guy ehn even you will trip for him." This girl is so rude, imagine her yabbing my single status. Hmm. Issokay.
She came to join me on my bed, then I noticed she was holding an Iphone6s Plus. "Sewa whose phone is that?" She smiled, showing her gap teeth (another feature I don't have) "Oh one of my admirers got it for me last week. I've been hiding it because I know Mom would freak out if she hears about it. Sister I'm a big girl now I can't be using that stupid Infinix anymore abeg" I stood up with my arms akimbo and stared at her in wonder. Lord! What has this girl turned into? Before I got my own Iphone5s I know the series of lies I had to tell my Dad about needing some books and needing money for rehearsal kits and so on, then I sold my old phone and added the money to get the Iphone. Yet my 17year old sister got a 6s Plus from some dude? Mehn this girl is something else. "Sewa you have to be very careful. Who is this guy that just bought you an Iphone just like that? You this girl!!!!!!!! So wait o, tell me, have you lost your virginity already?" I asked, fear creeping into my voice. Sewa looked at me like I was the most stupid person on earth. She laughed. "Virginity? Really? You're kidding yeah? Did you seriously think I was a virgin? My God! Big sister, you're so ancient. You're like Mom I swear, you're unbelievable. Of course I'm not a virgin. I gave it to a boy in my class on prom night. Shola is his name. I went to a mixed boarding school, remember? That's why I keep telling you I'm not a baby like you guys in this house think. See, this guy that bought me this Iphone ehn, he's a Yahoo boy but omg he's so black and ugly! I literally had to close my eyes and imagine its someone else when we were in bed. I tell you he's that bad. I stopped picking his calls soon as he got me the phone abeg I don't have time" OMG. Please where can I faint? I was shocked, stupefied, dumbfounded, what other word is there to express my surprise? My kid sister already having sex? My Mom would just die if she hears this. She'll call her pastor to do deliverance for this girl. I was short of words. I just stood there looking at her with my mouth and eyes wide open. "I can't believe this" I finally said. "Oh come off it, sister its no big deal. We're both matured so let's act like it. Okay so I was gonna show you the picture of the guy I'm going out with tonight" She opened her IG page and searched for the guy, then she gave it to me. I looked at the guy's page. He had 6k followers, and wait!!! He's extremely cute. Dark, skinny, tall omg the guy is hot no doubt. Chill, you know all these Instagram boys that girls always drop 'awwww why so fine' comments on their pictures? That's the kind of guy my sister was going to see tonight. Wow its official. My sister is a hoe!!!!!
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